Thank you Mr. Tesco

The pre-Glastonbury shop for all things essential (toilet paper, cereal bars, beer...) has uncovered a little gem. It's a stool-cum-backpack than one may use to carry around and then sit on. Genius. £6.48. Bargain.

In other news, toilet paper now comes in boxes. Flat packed. This is also wonderful news, though if you've never been to a festival you just won't understand why...